random conversation that i think was worth remembering

him: (referring to the sunglass shaped sunburn on my face) its burned all the way to your eye crack. 

me: eye CRACK? Are you talking about the corner of my eye?

him: corner, crack....

me: Whats an eye crack? When I think of cracks, I think of an opening where things come out...for example your butt.

him: That would be a hole. An eye hole...

me: holes are for putting things in..

there was some mention of a sphincter in there, but I forget how that part came about..

and thats where the conversation ended. My eye crack is freshly aloe vera-ed. so there.