him: (referring to the sunglass shaped sunburn on my face) its burned all the way to your eye crack.
me: eye CRACK? Are you talking about the corner of my eye?
him: corner, crack....
me: Whats an eye crack? When I think of cracks, I think of an opening where things come out...for example your butt.
him: That would be a hole. An eye hole...
me: holes are for putting things in..
there was some mention of a sphincter in there, but I forget how that part came about..
and thats where the conversation ended. My eye crack is freshly aloe vera-ed. so there.