I'm sitting here being not lazy just resting my aching feet and muscles because I so have totally been going to the gym. And then. There's this noise that sounds like a thump. Or a bump. Or the sound when you drop something squishy on the outside and hard on the inside (like a hamster) on some kind of hollow surface.
My first thought is to look around and see that I didn't knock anything over with my telekinetic powers that as of yet have to show them selves but I practice everyday. (late bloomer) Why I thought this when the sound was distinctly from outside my general vicinity and on the roof I have no idea.
So then I thought of three things it could be.
1: a cat
2: someone's pigeon that has been released from kidnapping and is staggering back to its pen to eat for the first time in 12 hours.
3: the neighbors elderly mom. I hear she falls all the time. But they moved out awhile ago. So maybe they left her here?
Now it sounds like more stuff falling, a whole pile of stuff.
Oh, I think new neighbors are moving in.
Funny! Loved it, Thanks, Dad
ReplyDeleteFrom your drawing you either have a neighbor who is a crazy psycho, or someone who has a very bad case of pink eye. Perhaps giving them some topical cream might be a neighborly thing to break the ice.
ReplyDeletehave you thought of getting a yoga ball for your exercises? It is joyful, fun, and offers a little bit of a workout.
--silly sister
I'm afraid Jim Halpert would come by and stab a yoga ball with scissors thereby ending any joy or exercise.
DeleteAnd if your neighbor was The Eye of Sauron would cream really be the way to go?
what happens if i reply to my own comment?
DeletePerhaps that was why sauran had issues. Can you imagine having dry red eye All day? I am sure he was wishing Ben Stein would come along with some clear eyes. It has the ingredients to moisturize...oh if you want to have a great laught look up "how it should have ended" for LOTR
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